Unicorn Fart Dust Socks

Dusters unite!

• Material: 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex - We call it the "Unicorn Fart Blend." It's like wrapping your feet in the laughter of the internet, but without the risk of actual unicorn flatulence (though, wouldn't that be cool?).
• Design: Each pair is an explosion of color and chaos, like if someone took a meme, blended it, and painted your socks with the result. It's a visual representation of what happens when a unicorn laughs at a particularly good shitpost.
• Functionality: These socks will keep your feet as warm as your heart gets when you see a fresh meme. They stretch to fit your ego, which we know is pretty damn big in the UFD community.
• Durability: They're tougher than your average meme's lifespan. These socks won't fade away after one viral moment; they're in it for the long haul, just like your dedication to the meme life.
• Style: For those moments when you need to silently scream, "I'm better than you," without ever saying a word. Perfect for meme-offs, or just to make your feet the most interesting part of your work-from-home setup.
• Warning: Might increase your meme creation speed by 300%, cause unexpected bouts of laughter at work, and potentially make you too cool for your current friend group.
• Community: By sporting these socks, you're not just a part of the UFD; you're a high priest in the church of memes. You're saying, "My feet are where the magic happens," and everyone knows it.

Please note: Dark color prints tend to make the side-seams more noticeable.

.: Material: 95% polyester, 5% spandex
.: 3 different sizes
.: Unisex regular fit
.: Ribbed tube
.: Cushioned bottoms
.: Please note: Printed with flat sublimation method. Color discrepancy can be seen on side seams