Diamond Hooves UFD Socks

Welcome Dusters to the most diamond hooved socks on the market

• Material: 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex - because we couldn't convince a unicorn to give up its magic dust, but we did manage to make socks that feel like you're walking on a cloud of memes.
• Design: Each pair is a unique explosion of color, like the aftermath of a unicorn's midnight snack. You think you know rainbows? Think again. This is the kind of stuff that would make a leprechaun jealous.
• Functionality: They keep your feet from being as cold as your ex's heart. Stretchy, comfy, and so damn snug, you'll forget you're not actually at the end of a rainbow sipping on a pot of gold.
• Durability: These socks laugh in the face of your washing machine. They're built to last through all your late-night meme sessions and early morning "I should probably get a job" panic attacks.
• Style: For those times you need to assert your dominance over the basic sock brigade. Wear them with pride at every meme meet-up, or under your work pants to secretly mock your boss's plain white socks.
• Warning: Side effects include an inflated ego, sudden urges to start your own meme page, and an inexplicable desire to learn Photoshop.
• Community: By wearing these socks, you're not just covering your feet; you're pledging allegiance to the UFD cult - where the memes are dank, the laughs are loud, and the fashion is as wild as a unicorn's gas.

Please note: Dark color prints tend to make the side-seams more noticeable.

.: Material: 95% polyester, 5% spandex
.: 3 different sizes
.: Unisex regular fit
.: Ribbed tube
.: Cushioned bottoms
.: Please note: Printed with flat sublimation method. Color discrepancy can be seen on side seams